How to Tie a NeckTie

One of those mysteries to me anyhow, was always how to tie a necktie. Considering I used to be the King of Macrame, it has always surprised me. MY dad loved clip on's when dressing up so he never showed me how. And as far as having 14 uncles none of them did either. So I went through the eighties wering those skinny little ties with somehow devising a half-assed knot. Enter the information age and I finally have a how to on tieing ties!